Every Day Above Ground (mallorys_camera) wrote,
Every Day Above Ground

Would You Do Jeff Bezos for a Billion Bucks?

The big question that must be going through every woman’s mind right about now is: Would you do Jeff Bezos for a billion bucks?

I’m not talking about his looks, mind. I’m talking about the fact that a significant number of his employees are on food stamps ‘cause he’s such a greedy prick.

Would you want to fake multiple orgasms for a man like that?


In other news, ‘nother bad night. I cough and cough and cough when I’m lying down though I seem to do all right when I sit up. Being sick is really fuckin’ boring. Plus it’s really fuckin’ cold. And I’m obsessing that I’m a bad cat owner because I don’t spend enough time playing with the cats.

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